I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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