Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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