OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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