your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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