Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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