idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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