she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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