You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
