Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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