the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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