...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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