We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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