my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
