I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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