youre lurking in front of me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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