Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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