Bisexual people are plain selfish.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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