She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You made out with two different species that night
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Randomize
