Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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