She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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