come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I want her autograph on my taint
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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