Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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