oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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