Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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