So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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