The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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