dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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