you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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