"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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