do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I am one with the molecules
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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