three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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