just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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