Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Alive.
So much puke
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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