u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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