He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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