Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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