Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
smell my finger.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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