what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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