you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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