We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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