even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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