he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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