Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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