Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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