i need an iv and a liver transplant
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can I color on your dick again?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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