Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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