3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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