i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
do herpes really smell.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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