im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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