and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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