I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
