69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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