you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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