Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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