I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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